how do boys look good without makeup
Because we’re conditioned as a society to see their body hair, unplucked eyebrows, imperfect skin, natural appearance, etc. as attractive and normal, but with girls we’re conditioned to see any of those aspects as shocking, unnatural, and ugly. Makeup covers up the natural aspects of being human.
as well as shaving
i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet
like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks like ophelia…was drowning her sorrows”
i almost got kicked out every day but it was worth it